Lunch Time

Somehow Tina convinced me to get Subway for lunch today. I have never been a fan and I especially dislike their bread. Below is our honest-to-God, real conversation about lunch today. If I don't like the sandwich I would have wasted my money and will still be hungry. And I'll blame you Jared.

tina says
staaarrrvvvvviiiinnnngggggg

Gina Cretikos says
anything in particular?

tina says
nope
lol
i was thinking chicken bowel, panda, DT, MCD, curry
you know random things

Gina Cretikos says
curry?
haha
no panda, i felt sick after stix
blah on chicken bowl
eh on mcd

tina says
i felt jipped after stix

Gina Cretikos says
u should have had won tons too, you'd be ready to throw up like me

tina says
i could go for one of my grilled chicken panini's right now

Gina Cretikos says
u should bring panini grill to work haha

tina says
woo hoo throw up!

Gina Cretikos says
i felt about 10000lbs trying to hop up stairs
woo hoo!

tina says
maybe i should find one for the office

Gina Cretikos says
nothing sounds good right now
im hungry, but for what?
ok back to food
what to have
something somewhat light sounds good
salad? air?

tina says
YES but not expensive

Gina Cretikos says
impossible!
ha

tina says
lol

Gina Cretikos says
why does our salad have to be so dang expensive?

tina says
i know!!!! bastards!

Gina Cretikos says
what about panera? we havent had that in forever

tina says
hmmmm
wasn't that place a death trap?

Gina Cretikos says
haha, its not the healthiest, but prob better (or no worse) that DT

tina says
let me look online to see what's on their menu.
it's near Zpizza right?

Gina Cretikos says
holy shizz
my chicken salad sandwich is 26 GRAMS OF FUCKING FAT
thats the same as a big mac!
oh yea, thats why we stopped going there

tina says
yea I remember that!!!
we looked at their binder and you handed back and told the guy he could kill you now...lol

Gina Cretikos says
i cant believe i'm going to say this, but how about subway? don't they have some chicken salad sandwich that is supposed to be low fat?
ah yea, the binder of death

tina says
yes! subway is awesome!

Gina Cretikos says
ok ok calm down
i wouldnt say awesome
ha

tina says
hahahahaha...i would!
i love subway

Gina Cretikos says
sick woman

tina says
you just need to give it a chance. your problem is you're a bread and deli meat hater

Gina Cretikos says
i am, thats true
well not hater, but not a fan of sandwiches in general
although i liked quiznos

tina says
the only difference with quiznos is they toast it, which subway now has that option

Gina Cretikos says
no no no
quiznos has WAY better bread
subways bread smells and tastes like .....
stale bread

tina says
what?? it's the same thing

Gina Cretikos says
i almost said ass but then i didnt want you to ask me how i know what ass tastes like

tina says
plus subway has like 6 different types of bread to choose from

Gina Cretikos says
ok are they paying you now?

tina says
lol

Gina Cretikos says
man we are FUNNY

tina says
yes, i wanna be like Jared

Gina Cretikos says
we should post this whole convo on face book

tina says
totally!
but no one would get it but us
ok a subway club is what I normally get and it's 4.5g of fat

Gina Cretikos says
you know what. i'm gonna post it on my blog. so years from now we can rememeber how funy we were and how much i didnt like subway and how you are obviously sponsered by them and you'll be old but rich because you'll be rolling in subway money

tina says
lol....you're killing me right now

Gina Cretikos says
oh man, knee slappers i tell you

tina says
ok...that's a bit far fetched don'tcha think?

Gina Cretikos says
i dont know subway whore, is it?
ok i dont see the chicken salad sandwich thing on their website

tina says
that sounds REALLY bad...subway whore
like i do it in the subway???

Gina Cretikos says
i DO see a a steak and cheese, but i doubt the "steak" is good
yes, you do it in subways all over the county. with jared.

tina says
you mean the orchard chicken sandwich?
you're retarded

Gina Cretikos says
how do you get orchard chicken sandwich from steak sandwich. different animal. hello.
i am throwing my hands up right now like "wha?"

tina says
you said you couldn't find the chicken salad sandwich on their menu
hello?
LOL

Gina Cretikos says
OH!

tina says
man this is pure comedy

Gina Cretikos says
ok ok, yea that might be it
my bad
whore
oooh its a $5 footlong

tina says
it's 8g of fat and 370 calories

Gina Cretikos says
yea i see that miss know it all
tina says
i'm just saying...

Gina Cretikos says
dont forget 40mg of cholest
now i have decisions to make
hmmm
orchard chicken salad sandwich?
steak and cheese for only 2 more grams of fat?

tina says
hmmmm...i haven't had either
i usually stick to the club

Gina Cretikos says
it says serving size 247g. um ok. how about just putting 6" or footlong

tina says
where do you see that. the one I am looking at does say 6"

Gina Cretikos says
my dads italian is 20 grams of fat for 6". you are forbidden to get that for him anymore

tina says
oh man...your dad's sandwhich is 20g fat, 450 cal and 55mg Cholest!
dang...that's bad!!!

Gina Cretikos says
ok we are looking at the same thing
stalker
the orchard chicken sandwich has grams instead of 6"

tina says
weird...they're stupid

Gina Cretikos says
maybe i will jsut got with turkey breast? i wanna try the orchard chicken sandwich but im scrddd
what if its not good?
then i wasted my money and will still be hungry

tina says
yea i know...i was just thinking that
are you sure you want subway????

Gina Cretikos says
this is too much stress. lets for to mcd

tina says
we can find a quiznos if you want

Gina Cretikos says
haha, just kidding
no, no i need to be brave
think outta the box
maybe i will start slow with just a turkey breast sandwich
what kind of bread do they have?

tina says
or turkey and black forest ham?

Gina Cretikos says
turkey or turkey?
no not a fan of ham
yuck

tina says
they have white, wheat, honey oat, parmesean, jalenpeno cheese, omega something
you're weird...who doesn't like ham?

Gina Cretikos says
ok let me get the turkey breast "fresh fit" version please
ME! I DONT LIKE HAM
i would like the following veggies please

tina says
wow you don't have to yell it!
dang

Gina Cretikos says
bell pepper, red onion, cucumber, tomato, lettuce
mayo, only if its fat free or low fat
oil and vinegar or whatever they usually put on their fresh fit version
no mustard. not a fan.
am i forgetting any veggies that i like?
this is a lot of pressure

tina says
olives, peppercinis, advocado?

Gina Cretikos says
no, no, mmhmm

tina says
what bread? did you say?

Gina Cretikos says
what do you get?

tina says
the regular wheat
honey oat is good too

Gina Cretikos says
i'll go with honey oat

tina says
i get the fat free honey mustard instead of the mayo

Gina Cretikos says
if they dont have that, i'll go with wheat
YES, no mayo, gimmie FF HM
now you're talking
ok im hungry.com
do they have chips?

tina says
me toooooo
yes
the usual

Gina Cretikos says
salt and vinegar?

tina says
i think so

Gina Cretikos says
lays

tina says
second choice if they don't have it?

Gina Cretikos says
i dont want the fancy salt and vinegar. just the plain lays kind. BBQ is second choice

tina says
just the reg BBQ not baked right?

Gina Cretikos says
can u imagine if you make a believer out of me and i want subway every day? that would be rad
yes reg please

tina says
dude I would loooovvveee it!

Gina Cretikos says
D wants in on our subway party
regular veggie.

tina says
ok
veggie?

Gina Cretikos says
wait what? veggie? whaaa

tina says
ask him if there isn't any veg he doesn't want

Gina Cretikos says
ooh can i get a slice of cheese on mine please

tina says
provolone?
swiss, american?

Gina Cretikos says
YES! i love you for knowing that

tina says
cheddar?

Gina Cretikos says
no no provolone woman

tina says
i was just listing your options

Gina Cretikos says
D said he no. i guess he doesn't discriminate on veggies. thats nice.

tina says
yea, he's easy at subway

Gina Cretikos says
make sure my sandwich looks like the photo

tina says
yea...ok

Gina Cretikos says
easy at subway? like you? whore?

tina says
easy now!

Gina Cretikos says
it always comes back to that, just accept it

tina says
just wait....i will turn you into a subway whore and we can be whores together

Gina Cretikos says
you'd like that wouldnt you. whore.

tina says
you know you would too! i know you have the hots for jared...admit it!

Gina Cretikos says
*speechless*

tina says
cause i just outed you sucka!

Gina Cretikos says
ok go ...hungry hungry

tina says
you wanted the 6" for foot long?
same question for D

Gina Cretikos says
D wants 6"
omg, that should never be put in the same sentence